I'm a zombie in the moonlight I'm sleepin' when it's daylight I really should be alright But I'm feelin' kinda uptight I'm messin' with a neigbour Who killed my amp and fender He looked so sweet and tender It's hard to tell his gender Got coffee on the paper My dog's an alligator I want you now and later I've got a crush, got a crush on you, on you, ah-ha Got a crush, got a crush on you, hey baby I'm rentin' the wrong movie I'm laughin' at the wrong guy I'm drivin' on the wrong side My brain is gettin' cock-eyed The flag is never chequered Can't find my F-beat records God, give a little lovin' The money's in the oven Got dead flies in my scotch with ice My talents always vapourise I want your bird of paradise I've got a crush, got a crush on you, ha-ha Got a crush, got a crush on you, on you, yeah yeah Crush!, Crush! We got a good thing goin' on Crush!, Crush! Crush!, Crush! Such a good thing goin' on Crush!, Crush! I'm freezin' in the summer I'm sweatin' in the winter No middle in the centre No colours in the printer No treatment in the pharmacy No lessons learned from history No future in the factory No meaning in the poetry No changin' in the weather No Elvis in the leather I want you now or never I've got a crush, got a crush on you, on you, ah-ha Got a crush, got a crush on you, on you