Hey everybody, did the news get around About a guy named Butcher Pete Oh, Pete just flew into this town And he’s choppin’ up all the women’s meat
[Chorus] He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’ He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’ He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’ He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat
Butcher Pete’s got a long sharp knife He starts choppin’ and don’t know when to stop All you fellows gotta watch your wifes ‘Cause Pete don’t care who’s meat he chops
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Ever since Peter flew into town He’s been havin’ a ball Just cuttin’ and choppin’ for miles around Single women, married women, old maids and all
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Wakes up in the morning, half past five Chops from sunrise to sunset I don’t see how he stays alive Meat’s gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeah
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The police put Pete in jail Yes, he finally met his faith But when they came to pay his bail They found him choppin’ up his cell mate
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That Butcher Pete is a crazy man Tries to chop down the wind and the rain Just hacks on anything he can get Say, turn this record over, you ain’t heard nothing yet