Alright you bums, listen up Sun tan oil don't go good with a three piece suit You know makes it all oily and stoopid lookin' hu hu
Alright all you swing cats Let's try somethin' new Drag your elbows off the bar And your can from the old barstool
There's a place called the ocean Probably heard about in school Well, they ain't got no martinis there But man, it's really cool
Guess what barfly buddies Got womens down there too But that's for romp so Romeo That dummy ain't got a clue
And just for viewing pleasure Head down by the pier And think of all the dough you'll save On whiskey, gin and beer, mom's cool
Now the moral of this story There's more to life than jazz and bars So plop your ass down in the sand And look up at the stars
And if you're feelin' homesick Bring a showgirl or two Toss 'em out a volleyball And hey, enjoy the view
What's that? Thats a shell Thats what your little sister is gonna come out of When I say to ya You understand what I'm sayin' bum Oh, don't stay swimmin' out there Hey thats a dolphin, you know Flipper Thats what they make the tuna sandwiches outta, to make 'em taste They sell 'em at the Deli You know what I'm talking about