You could hootchy koo You could boogaloo Tell me sugar what’s wrong with you You could walk the dog You could hop the frog Anything, anything would do
But you can’t dance No you can’t dance
So let me show you how Let me show you how Check me out Let me show you how
You could mash potato You could Darth Vader Make damn sure they give you some room You can pop and lock You can stop and shop But you’re just looking like a fruit on the loom
And you can’t dance No you can’t dance You say “you can’t dance” You can’t dance
So let me show you how Let me show you how Just check me out So let me show you how now
I got something for you And all you gotta do is move Get up on the floor baby And then drop it, drop it, drop it