Handsome Jackass (feat. MadHatter as Handsome Jack)
Rebellion and destruction, I sense a grand Opportunity Four mercenaries comin’ full force in perfect unity Like “Whatchu gonna do to me?!” How much did this place cost? 'Cause it'll be trashed and worthless at the end of this face-off Unmasked and downright ugly as a matter of fact Tell your army to step off, ‘cause after tonight they ain’t got Jack I thought about being worried, but why even bother Control the warrior? You couldn’t even handle your own daughter
[MadHatter as Handsome Jack] Child murderer! Once I flush you out your hiding place I’m gonna slap that stupid ass emoji off your face You’re gonna bring a knife to a final boss battle? Bend over, feel the wrath of the Warrior’s paddle.
Glad you love eridium, your face is about to match it Leave your mug and Ego bruised so bad that you can’t even mask it Bro I’ve had it false tears, pride, hate, harm, and narcissism arrogant 5 sides of jack, stuck in an ego prism our decision the real heroes are here to save the planet wipe it clean of this handsome jackass grossly unfit You may be a masked jack, but bitch i’m a queen -I’ll Check you, Deck you, wreck you, and trump you with my team
Shut your claptrap, Phasebitch, I’m sick of vigilantes Choke you ‘til you’re blue like Mad Moxxi’s panties Damn, she’s serious? Final answer? You couldn’t gauge (Gaige) my skills if you were a Mechromancer
Dear John, I heard you wanted to fight in the borderlands took some time from your rap career to Haze some fans i hear that over the years you’ve made a lot of friends but instead of big hugs they wanna split ya wig Had some grandmother issues she wouldn’t hold your hand Said you cried like a chump an that you wet the bed Boss said your programing sucked your coding needs to end You opened Pandoras box I’m here to stick you
Axton’s another bandit with turret syndrome Step in the ring, punk, welcome to Thunderdome Call me Wifey ‘cause I’m about to discharge prick Hi, Salvador! Why don’t you dual wield my dick?
Last round, the game of death,Upgrade to boss mode shotgun CE Over thrown on a lost cove, Defeat tastes so awful, a hit of propaganda frying pandora to the fire,expiring jack o lantern No Warrior, man vs animal, door of the cage ripped make a silent snake, break your face to your fake lips. ugly you cant fix, left your daughter chained in a cradle Game over, strangled, with the halo of an angel