RPG-Unit - Handsome Jackass (feat. MadHatter as Handsome Jack) | Текст песни

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• Handsome Jackass (feat. MadHatter as Handsome Jack)

Rebellion and destruction, I sense a grand Opportunity
Four mercenaries comin’ full force in perfect unity
Like “Whatchu gonna do to me?!” How much did this place cost?
'Cause it'll be trashed and worthless at the end of this face-off
Unmasked and downright ugly as a matter of fact
Tell your army to step off, ‘cause after tonight they ain’t got Jack
I thought about being worried, but why even bother
Control the warrior? You couldn’t even handle your own daughter

[MadHatter as Handsome Jack]
Child murderer! Once I flush you out your hiding place
I’m gonna slap that stupid ass emoji off your face
You’re gonna bring a knife to a final boss battle?
Bend over, feel the wrath of the Warrior’s paddle.

Glad you love eridium, your face is about to match it
Leave your mug and Ego bruised so bad that you can’t even mask it
Bro I’ve had it false tears, pride, hate, harm, and narcissism
arrogant 5 sides of jack, stuck in an ego prism
our decision the real heroes are here to save the planet
wipe it clean of this handsome jackass grossly unfit
You may be a masked jack, but bitch i’m a queen
-I’ll Check you, Deck you, wreck you, and trump you with my team

Shut your claptrap, Phasebitch, I’m sick of vigilantes
Choke you ‘til you’re blue like Mad Moxxi’s panties
Damn, she’s serious? Final answer?
You couldn’t gauge (Gaige) my skills if you were a Mechromancer

Dear John, I heard you wanted to fight in the borderlands
took some time from your rap career to Haze some fans
i hear that over the years you’ve made a lot of friends
but instead of big hugs they wanna split ya wig
Had some grandmother issues she wouldn’t hold your hand
Said you cried like a chump an that you wet the bed
Boss said your programing sucked your coding needs to end
You opened Pandoras box I’m here to stick you

Axton’s another bandit with turret syndrome
Step in the ring, punk, welcome to Thunderdome
Call me Wifey ‘cause I’m about to discharge prick
Hi, Salvador! Why don’t you dual wield my dick?

Last round, the game of death,Upgrade to boss mode
shotgun CE Over thrown on a lost cove,
Defeat tastes so awful, a hit of propaganda
frying pandora to the fire,expiring jack o lantern
No Warrior, man vs animal, door of the cage ripped
make a silent snake, break your face to your fake lips.
ugly you cant fix, left your daughter chained in a cradle
Game over, strangled, with the halo of an angel