Here to steal your hoe When you find that bitch, She'll be pregnant fo show
Sliding through crack pipes Jumping over shells Just another motherfuckin' day in hell
I'm a dago, So pin a can of vago Munchin magic mushrooms makes my day go Better when a letter from the princess says, Help Me!
And then a nigga's gone bust some heads I jump on em' SPLAT! And I crush them bitches
My grumpy ass brother, Luigi, wishes He could be like me, He'll never be like me Cause I'm a P-I-M-P
I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying to escape real smooth and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wassup Yeah, I got it made I got 99 lives and a bitch to save And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me I jump on you and stomp your face
Mario Lopez, cut my grass
Little android man with scissors on his dome Never trust an android, cause I got a iPhone Turtle with the wings, thinking we could play some games Got a couple skinny turtles tossin' round a boomerang
The plant with the teeth, living on a vine With no mind, and no conscious He eats what he could find
And them ghosty ass niggas seem to be deaf and blind Till you turn your back on em' they creep up from behind Nevermind the baby goombas, I killed before they lived Spilled their blood cold blooded I could never be forgived by the turtle that I murdered The one I took this cape from What is it inside of me I'm trying to escape from?
Running to the right, I'm always running to the right This endless cycle of excitement that I like to call a life And when I die I try again, pretending this time will be different I'm addicted, it's something I can never fight.
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I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying to escape real smooth and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wassup Yeah, I got it made I got 99 lives and a bitch to save And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me I jump on you and stomp your face
I got 1 up on you punk ass, broke ass, dirty dog Good for nothing motherfucker, suck a dick hoe So, come on some real game and get on my level I'm in a secret world, But I'm from the ghetto
Who took my bitch now, I'm joke, a trick, ow I run this shit now, you ain't, you ain't shit.
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I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying to escape real smooth and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wassup Yeah, I got it made I got 99 lives and a bitch to save And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me I jump on you and stomp your face
You know what I'm saying, it's like every time we deal with the same bullshit bitch says she got kidnapped, now I gotta go kill a thousand fuckin' turtles Them niggas endangered man, bitch says she loves animals How you gon deal with this shit hoe?
Next time I gotta come find you, I best be gettin up in that ass, hoe