Well I went down to the grocery store, buy my dear a cup o’ tea (meow, meow, meow, meow). When I found out they had no tea for me (don’t you know), don’ t you know I had to go back home (yes I did). Well I went down to the supermarket, buy my dear some ovaltine (meow, meow, meow, meow). When I found out they had no ovaltine for me, don’t you know I had to go back home.
Things will never be the same, oh no, ever since the day I went down to…
Well I went down to the jewelry store, buy my babe a diamond ring (meow, meow, meow, meow). When I found out they had no diamond ring for me, don’t you know I had to go back home. So I went down (instead) to the liquor store – drown my woes in bubbly (meow, meow, meow, meow) When I found out they had no bubbly for me, don’t you know I had to go back home (till I tripped and fell)… So I went down (instead) to the hospital – broken heart and broken knee (that’s right). Broken heart and broken knee – talkin’ bout it! Broken heart and broken (things will never be the same again). Broken heart and broken…