Tiger Woods is the best in the world At stealing? It's a conspiracy 'Cause the white man can't never make it in the golf game Remember 9/11? That was me The government pretend, they your friend And then when you steal some shit, they put you in jail Let's do a revolution Everybody go outside, and find a white guy to kill
Martin Luther King had a, plan to kill all the white people, and the plan was good But then he stepped his ass outside, just to get some fresh air, and someone said, "Hey, that guy's black. I'd better shoot him. Where's my gun? Oh, here"
And because, Gandhi was Chinese They gave him, some HIV So he couldn't eat meat Then like a trillion Indians died And I ask you why, did they have to die? Why? Is it because they're black?
The Jonas Brothers, gang raped Katy Perry's butt, and gave her AIDS, and then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber, and that's why Justin sings like he's missing a nut
No one knows this stuff is up That's why I'm here to tell you all about this stuff
K, now, let's take a look at Sweden, all the girls are sluts Everyone's private parts are beeding Why can't that be us? I pay taxes!
And Palestinians always, look pissed off 'Cause all them Jews be makin' millions So they blow they selves up That's pretty, emo
Black people just wanna eat, in Africa, but instead, we give them money "I can't eat this! Well maybe with some hot sauce. I could eat money with hot sauce. Especially if it's fried"
The government will break, break, break into your car The government is gay, gay They'll rape, rape, your mom They brought all that cocaine, into our neighborhood The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, in our butts
Listen bitches, the white man, owns all them fast food chains, that gives us black people diabetes And just 'cause you steal some cars, you get boned in jail by some Mexican, named Jesus They put secret chips in your penis, but you could never this, it's concealed Let's to a revolution, everybody go outside and find a TV to steal
Yeah, gingers are the ones, that have it worse than anyone 'cause, no one will sleep with them, but they'll always have a place in porn 'Cause people like watching, porn of girls that they'll never bone
At least not without a condom!
Oh, that feels good The Jonas Brothers, gang raped Katy Perry's butt, and gave her AIDS, and then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber, and that's why Justin sings like he's missing a nut
The government will break, break, break into your car The government is gay, gay They'll rape, rape, your mom They brought all that cocaine, into our neighborhood The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, in our butts