Attention passengers, please listen to an important message by ur flicht's captain.
Ima jihadi da ba dee da ba dum, my name is Zayn and i came here with some bombs, so while i kill everyone. The One direction this airplane is gonna fly is down (down, down, down, down, down, ..) not gonna fly home (home, home, home, home, home,..) we're gonna die bro (bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,..) the one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down.
One day, i met my friends in Londonistan, Harry Bols, Louis B. Gay, Niall Eleven, Liam Bitchtits. We started a group together and called it Al Qaedirection. The One direction, this airplane is gonna fly down.
What's up? chippy chop I am Louis, i like caulk. I am Zayn, from Iraq, i run this shit i call the shots, ur all my hostages this is a Jihad. (Oh no) If u cooperate i'll show u my nuts. Let's go.
I just heard, X-factor's tonight Yeah Winners gets flown to the United States. Then we could kill all of the whites. (uh huh) Put your pants on this is our time.
Ima jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum. My name is Zayn and i came here with some bombs, so while i kill everyone. The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down (down, down, down, down, down,...) not gonna fly home (home, home, home, home, home,..) we're gonna die bro. (bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,..) The one direction, this airplane is gonna fly is down
That was absolutely DREADFUL, just guite possibly the WORST thing i heard in my ENTIRE life
U were saying?
That was fantastic, pack ur bags boys, ur going to America.
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down.
Oh gosh, this is posh. Where's the potty, i must wash, are there no crumpets to nosh? This was they call a toothbrush? This shitty country did some terrible stuff (u know) It would be funny if we blow it all up (O'yeah)
The award show's starting tonight (yeah) we'll perform and blow ourself up and die I'm not sure that i want to die (uh uh) Russell Brand is the host oh then alright.
Next up we got Al Qaedirection with their hit single Ima Jihadi Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum
Ima jihadi da ba dee da ba dum, my name is Zayn and i came here with some bombs, so while i kill everyone the one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down...
Ima jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum, My name is Zayn and i came here with some bombs so while i kill everyone, the one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down.
Well that is my story bro a story of life, friendships and Jihad. Now I'm in paradise with Uncle Osama and seventytwo directioners.
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down.