Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like I'd like to see them start a fight some day We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh Across the bridge Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees They try to talk but all they know is French Their claim to fame is being north of the U.S, yes
In Canada, the eskimos all seem to be frozen in time And noone knows just who their leaders are All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like I'd like to see them run their mouth at us one day They probably be wiped off the map that very night, nigh-i-i-ight
Yo it's cold The royal police riding horses fighting crime They funny hats and pants demand respect Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive, dri-i-i-ive I hate the Queen They ruin basketball with the Toronto team They all statistcally have smaller boobs Gained independence from the Queen in '82, 1982
Canada Is kinda cold a bomb could be kind of nice They ruin bacon and they harvest ice They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, ni-ni-ni-nice Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like I'd like to see them start a fight some day They're only there til they do something we don't like, li-i-i-ike
Homos Seems like we should be telling them what to do The Metric System isn't very cool Them park rangers wanna take care of the moose, moo-oo-oo-oose Michael J Fox Yo shaky ass ain't made a movie that I liked Okay I guess Back To The Future was okay But Bryan Adams should've, but Bryan Adams should've But Bryan should've stayed In Canada
The eskimos all seem to be frozen in time And noone knows just who their leaders are All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag, fa-a-a-ags Canada Is kinda cold a bomb could be kind of nice They ruin bacon and they harvest ice
They hit baby seals and that ain't nice, ni-i-i-ice Canada Is only there til they do something we don't like They're only there til they do something we don't like They're only there til they do something we don't like