[Chorus] Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay Russia's gay In it everyone has aids & they all got it from butt sex Their president finger bangs them little kids
[Verse 1] I, wait so long in the snow For one little piece of bread (of bread) & I have been drunk since I was born & I keep Mongolians in a cage I'm poor I sold my child for a sip of vodka My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska At my space station, we tried to send a cardboardbox up into the sky
[Hook] When the wall came down & them Russians rushed out, It was a day when freedom won If mister Putin wants to invade Georgia We'll be waitin' here with guns (I live in atlanta)
[Chorus] Russia's gay They suck a lot of long dicks on the internet Russia's gay They like to touch on young boys a little bit Russia's gay In it everyone has aids & they all got it from butt sex Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
[Verse 2] I, eat sour dough, it no good I have never seen a real black man (black man) & I, have ten kids, I can't feed I hope we fight a nuclear war (da) I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner We have a wall to keep my people in here The KGB, arresting me, cause they catch me Touching myself
[Hook] Tell the troops right now Time to bomb Moscow Fun time & games are done We should kill them Ruskis & take their land Cause it's far from Mexico This one's for 9/11
[Chorus] Russia's gay It looks like candyland & the palace is, plastic They wear those dumb fucked up hats With fur on it Russia's gay In it everyone has aids & they all got it From butt sex Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
[Verse 3] Hey let me tell ya right now Them russians ain't gonna take Vietnam Not without me in charge I got a mail order bride Came here in a box from Petersburg She left her fuckin' kid to starve Hey mister Obama Get your club & go Have a word with Medvedev Get him good in the chest & tell mister Ching Chang Chong If he wants to get involved All your missiles Won't add inches to your penis
[Hook] When the wall came down & them Russians rushed out It was a day when freedom won But then when David Hasselhoff Started singin' on cars They were puttin' the wall back up Cause baby Russia's fuckin'gay
[Chorus] Russia's gay In it everyone has aids & they all got it from butt sex Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay Russia's gay In it everyone has aids & they all got it from butt sex Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay