I Know That You'll Miss Obama (PARODY of "I Know What You Did Last Summer")
[Verse 1] We know It's been pretty fun for me Smoking presidential tree On the White House balcony And on the porch (monk-keys) Crackers always be hatin' On the color of my skin I'm in the Rose Garden outside Where weed grows
[Pre-Chorus] I put a man on Mars Stealed a couple cars And legalized backhanding girls So they know you're in charge I shortened the workday (for me) And smoked a blunt with Dre And told Korean boy he's gay [Chorus] I know that you'll miss Obama Don't lie, you gon' miss the drama We had fried chicken every night for supper With a side of beans I know that you'll miss Obama I stole your brand new Hummer I smoked with the Roots fat drummer Yeah, that shit was sweet
[Bridge] I blowed up all the world And I stole all their fucking gold I told the whole UN That the world's too fucking cold (or something) I said to Hillary She can suck on my penis ho (blow me bro) Dancing and sniffing coke Slapping and beating hoes
[Verse 2] I choked And had sex with girls I liked Most of them were not my wife She was teaching black kids to eat white I played golf And sold grape soda on the side And gave gay people marriage rights I love LGBTs, Mexicans, and dykes
[Pre-Chorus] My game is really sharp My skin is really dark I used to hang And sell cocaine Outside of Rucka Park Got bitches on the phone Got snitches on the drone Got a drone, got a drone, got a drone
[Chorus] I know that you'll miss Obama I killed my cousin Osama I chilled with a sick old llama Jail is where I've been I know that you'll miss Obama I blew up the disco-rama I pray to Saddam Mohammad Paul Abdul Wakeem
[Bridge] Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono is gay Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono, Bono is gay Blasting countries that don't Have libraries and roads (how it goes) Blasting countries that won't Can't seem to find their clothes (we're gonna need some clothes) Haven't paid my bills lately Haven't seen my kids lately (we're not that close) Blazing on the daily With some pills and Baileys (this is how I get down) I have a few grams of coke I share it with average folks (hit me up for coke) I sell crack to the average Joe I lowered the tax on dope (I lowered that shit, yo) If you're glad to see me go It's too bad we didn't flow (too bad we didn't flow) If you voted against me I know I wrote it down and keep it close I had your votes deleted, though So you didn't even need to vote Dancing and sniffing coke Slapping and beating hoes
[Chorus] I know that you'll miss Obama I was born in the Bahamas My dad never met my mama He was Bill Cosby I know that you'll miss Obama Don't lie, you gon' miss the drama I'm black and my dick is larger Ask your bitch for me
[Outro] I blowed up lots of folks And I gave them iPads and soap I'd like to invite all of you over For fried meat loaf I hope you enjoyed the great American Dark Dark Age (get it?) I know you'll miss the days When I ran the United States (I'm broke)