[Intro] When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me at least just fuck more softly Now my mom gets, my clothes for me and Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" I say words like, "Discombobulated Melancholy" I look like a Nazi
[Emo Impersonation] *Crying*
[Verse] I am Emo I dress in girl's clothes When I'm dancing at shows, I lok like a four year old, throwing a tantrum Reattach my testicles
[Emo Impersonation] Huhuh!
I'm in The Scene I play bass in my band I like cutting my wrist I weigh 91 pounds, it's OK to cry Most emos kiss other guys 'cause emo chicks are fat
[Chorus] When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me at least just fuck more softly Now my mom gets, my clothes for me and Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" I say words like, "Discombobulated Melancholy" I look like a Nazi
[Emo Impersonation] *Crying* I farted, oh no, I farted, I farted
[Rapper] I'm so scene I don't care what you think! I'm better than you! You guys are mean!
Craig Owens, don't leave please Seriously, I still cry to your first CD I wish Crai Owens would rape me But I'm not 13 and a 'lil white girl No one loves me, in the whole wide world I was Emo, when you were listening to Spice Girls,
And everyone would laugh at me So I cut myself, and got HIV But now it's cool, to be a Emo faggot I have an advantage I speak Spanish
I crashland on your mattress Do a backflip on a pile of ashes I knock you out with a trashlid My fist, yo ass 'Bout to have a blast, kid!
[Chorus] When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me at least just fuck more softly Now my mom gets, my clothes for me and Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" I say words like, "Discombobulated Melancholy" I look like a Nazi
[DJ Not Nice] Do you have any idea what it's like, bein' me? I am just one man... with two balls... And a wiener! You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight? My grandmother told me one time, She said, "Rucka, what's the point of having balls, if nobody sees them?" I'm da BEST!
[Chorus] When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me at least just fuck more softly Now my mom gets, my clothes for me and Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" I say words like, "Discombobulated Melancholy" I look like a Nazi
[Emo Impersonation] *Crying* I never get any friend requests! *Crying* Every time I sneeze, I poop a little *Crying* *Sneeze* Aawwww!
[Intro] Когда я был ребенком, Я хотел дедушка хотел бы получить от меня по крайней мере, просто ебут более мягко Теперь моя мама получает, моя одежда для меня и Горячей Темой, Я одеваюсь как нацистской
Я нассал все время Я не могу ждать, чтобы увидеть, "Where the Wild Things Are" Я говорю такие слова, как, "Discombobulated Меланхолия" Я похож на нацистского
[Эмо Олицетворение] *Плачет*
[Стих] Я Эмо Я одеваться в одежду ребенка Когда я танцую в шоу, Я Лок, как четыре года назад, бросив истерику Установите мои яички