Someone black just stole my car: How my kids gonna get to the water park? If you needed a ride - just ask Now I'm stuck at home - guess I'll beat my wife. Just wait till Jesus gets back - He'll be real pissed off that you did that. He got some caps with your name on 'em, bitch ass Keep playing games, I'll pray for you, asshole! Hey, everyone! You shoud Read the Bible! It says Don't do drugs! And don't get sexually aroused When wiping your ass! And mae sure you don't fuck anyone's Butt hole! And don't give AIDS to your Uncle! 'Cos I come in the name of Jesus, Mary and al them nuckas!
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God is my guy! I'm rollin' with my ninja Je-sus Christ! Satan can suck on my cock to-night! Some yellow nigga just burned my rice. Let's go Jesus!!!
[Verse 2]
Now: don't kill your kid with the fork. And don't fuck your grandma when she's plugged into the wall. And don't give blowjobs for a dollar It a high school bathroom - that's not cool. And don't have sex, and don't get raped, And don't masturbate in your momma's basement. And don't kill a baby with a coat-hanger, And keep kosher - just in case... God is the guy that you dont Wanna fuck with! 'Cos he'll pop All you dumb shits! And he's been around Like a million years and he's got a son, And his name is Jesus! And he died like a 100 years ago. "Who da fuck is Jesus?" That's that one dude who's dead on the cross!
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[Verse 3]
Yo! I'm always praying like every day in my church (To Jesus!) Cos no one got their salad tossed like he did. I'm saying: God! got got... Cos no one cares about God, They just wanna roll with his kid Jesuuus... All ny niggaz are talking about: