CHORUS When I was a kid I wished Grandpa would get off me At least just fuck more softly Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see where the wild things are I say words like discombobulated, meloncholy I look like a Nazi
(Crying)
I am emo I dress in girls clothes When I'm dancing at shows I look like a four year throwing a tantrum Re-attach my testicals
I'm into scene I play bass in my band I like cutting my wrists I weigh 91 pounds It's okay to cry Most emo's kiss other guys Cause emo chicks are fat
REPEAT CHORUS:
(Crying) I farted, I farted
I'm so scene I don't care what you think I'm better than you You guys are mean Craig Owens don't leave (Please?) Seriously, I still cry to your first CD I wish Craig Owens would rape me But I'm not thirteen and a little white girl No one loves me in the whole wide world I was emo when you were listening to spice girls And everyone would laugh at me So I cut myself and got HIV But now thats a cool to be a emo faggot I have an advantage I speak Spanish
I crash land on your matress Do a backflip on a pile of ashes I knock you out with a trash lid My fist yo ass, about to have a blast kid
REPEAT CHORUS:
Do you have any idea what its like being me? I am just one man, with two balls, and a weiner You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight? My Grandmother told me one time She said "Rucka, what's the point of having balls if nobody sees em'?" I'm da best!
REPEAT CHORUS:
(Crying) I never get any friend requests Everytime I sneeze I poop a little (Sneeze) Ohhhhh