May the whiskey and beer keep on flowin’ And the gin and the ale and the rum And we’ll raise a glass to the good times past And the times that are yet to come
When I woke up I reached for a bottle From that bottle I started to drink Well I chugged it all down my gullet And that bottle was gone in a blin
k Cuz I love getting tossed in the morning Fuckin’ drinking all day and all night When you slam down a beer and you grin ear to ear And your brain starts to buzz and you feel alright
Well the weekend’s here, so let’s give a cheer We’ve got alcohol let the good times roll It’s eleven AM let the drinking begin And we won’t fucking stop ‘til we hit the floor
CHORUS: May the whiskey and beer keep on flowin’ And the gin and the ale and the rum And we’ll raise a glass to the good times past And the times that are yet to come
When I woke up my head it was splitting And my face was a pale shade of gray Fucking sun is too bright, someone turn out the light I’m in hell, someone please take the pain away
Now I’m puking all over the carpet And there’s vomit all over the bed I’m still shit hammered drunk and I smell like a skunk And my eyes are all bloodshot and red
A few hours pass, and the pain don’t last So I’m back for more like a filthy whore Fuckin’ boozing again, may the fun never end It’s the beer and the ale that I’m living for