Got drunk last night, Was drunk the night before, I'm going to get drunk, Like I never have before.
'Cause when I'm drunk I'm happy as can be, 'Cause I am a member of the Frog Family!
Oh, the Frog Family is the best family, That ever sailed across the sea. There's a highland frog and a lowland frog, An underwater frog and a yachtsman frog.
Sing GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS! One keg of beer for the four of us! Sing, "Glory be to God that there are no more of us, 'Cause one of us could drink it all alone - damned near!"
The State of California is a hellofplace to be The temperature in the shade is a hundred and ninety three There isn't in water and there isn't any grass Just a whole lot of cactus that'll stick you in the ass
GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS! One keg of beer for the four of us! Sing, "Glory be to God that there are no more of us, 'Cause one of us could drink it all alone - damned near!"