Prep Rap preppy dappy dippy that dip slip slop I can’t stop rapping to uptown downtown crosstown cookies like to boogie to the preppy rap sound
well what you hear is not a joke I can do the rap thing too. I can say of lot of nothing words as some other guys like to do.
I live on the upper east side in a townhouse with a staff. I got a live in-maid, a butler and valet who lays out my clothes draws a bath.
my girlfriend is a spiffy little clippy [ Cliffie (Radcliffe College) ] and her name is biffy MacAdoo her fathers very wealthy he owns vermont and a chunck [ chunk ] of New Hampshire too.
I wear alligator shirts, she wears A-line skirts and a circle pin on her lapel and on our feet we got Sperry TopSiders because they're classy and they look real swell
Hear me talking now, Sasson, Jordache we don’t wear designer jeans while they fit rather well, they look like hell we get khakis from L.L. Bean's
And on summer vacation we go to Nantucket were we sail or we fish in the sea when it snows we grab warm clothes and go off to Colorado to ski
Hear me say, I got a B.A., M.A., PhD. I’m a Phi Beta Kappa and a Summa Cum Laude dissertation on Thackeray
I’m the first athlete to go through Harvard on a scholarship of playing bridge. I’m a grand slam man, and I don’t give a damn if I’m stuck with a one club bid.
Speaking of school, I’m nobody's fool I minored in Philosophy \"L'enfer c'est les autres,\" said Jean-Paul Sartre and brother I do agree
Get away..........
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Now Biffy's got a sister, her name is Libby [and] she's studying acting at Yale During bright summer days, Libby'd sit in the shade Cause she says, \"I'd rather be pale.\"
[ Yes, Libby's is great, and make no mistake, she lives up to the name MacAdoo. She wears navy espadrilles, matching belt--little whales-- and the occasional spray of Jontue. ]
Libby's got a boyfriend, his name is James Of ettiquette James is bereft He seems confused about which fork to use Or that port is always passed to the left.
[ Now James is quite a guy, you know the reason why? He's a specialist at fixing foreign cars. He fixed Mr. MacAdoo's old BMW by adjusting the anti-sway bars. ]
[ Now I don't have a Lincoln Continental or a sun-roof Cadillac But I do have a little Maserati that [ which ] gets me to the office and back ]
[ Take it Biffy . . . ]
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Now Biffy and I we met one summer, studying music at the Sorbonne We'd spend our days in Left Bank cafes, or strolling through the Jeu de Paume
As [ Ah, ] yes it was love, like hand in glove, cause we're both into music, you see She likes the heavy Germans like Bruckner and Mahler I tend to prefer Satie
[ Yes ] We get along fine, we like fine wine - Chateau Figeaq [ Chateau-Figeac ] or Margeaux [ Margaux ] Or a jeroboam of Dom Perignon to wash down the escargo [ escargot ]
Here me talkin' now -
S.N.O.B. - you think I'm a spoiled brat? Well I just made this whole thing up Now what do you think of that?