The first time I saw your face at a set up in a space Thought it would always be like this Just like Curt and Boldy or Mathew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss
But it was not to be You left me for a dirty stinking aussie That skinheaded gladioting fool Ten thousand odd foot of tool
Now I'm mowing lawns while I ride on lawn mowers While you ride on Russel Crowe Meg Ryan, I'm crying Over you
You've build an empire out of romantic comedies Sleepless in Seattle, courage under fire, and when Harry met Sally You've got famous in that restaurant scene But I didn't see you coming, no no But tell me baby were you faking it with me
Cause I'm mowing while riding on lawn mowers Man cause you ride on Russel Crowe Meg Ryan, I'm crying over you
What was it baby, was it cause he was in Virtuosity That shouldn't be a selling point, you can take it from me, take it from me Yeah How is he baby when he gets you into bed Oh, reports are, that is quicker than dead
And I'm mowing lawns while I ride on lawn mowers Cause you ride on Russel Crowe (chorus)
I like to bury him up to his head In the grass and make him dead teach him a lesson that he'll never forget I'm gonna get him with a trifle and a net