I never saw an ugly man— With money A man with money, Ugly cannot be. When I meet men short, fat and wealthy, They all looked tall, dark, and handsome to me.
Some people may say that I need glasses. Each man I choose is not a good catch. I say 'he may not be handsome But take another glance And you see he's got a heart of gold And bankroll to match.'
I never saw an ugly man— With money A man with money, Ugly cannot be. When I meet men short, fat and wealthy, They all looked tall, dark, and handsome to me.
I meet a man and I think I like him. But Momma says, 'Darling, give him back. Look, he's got such flat feet He can't walk down the street.' But I say, 'he don't have to walk He's got a Cadillac.'
I never saw an ugly man— With money A man with money, Ugly cannot be. When I meet men short, fat and wealthy, They all looked tall, dark, and handsome to me.
A fellow want me to go steady But Momma says, 'Darling, wait a bit. Look, look, his nails, he chews.' I say, 'I know that's true But he wears such big diamond rings, I don't notice it.'
Some fellow asked me, 'would I marry?' Momma said, 'Darling, before you melt, Just look at that pot belly, See, it shakes like jelly.' I say, 'Momma, that's not jelly, That's his money belt.'
I never saw an ugly man— With money A man with money, Ugly cannot be. When I meet men short, fat and wealthy, They all looked tall, dark, and handsome to me.
Just met a man who's got two million But he gave Momma quite a fright. She says, 'My Darling, listen, How you gonna kiss him?' I say, 'that's easy, Momma, I just turn out the light.' I never saw an ugly man— With money A man with money, Ugly cannot be. When I meet men short, fat and wealthy, They all looked tall. They all looked tall, dark, and handsome to me.