Put my hand on the Bible Doing it for liable It's suing season And I am broke Buy me some happy Find me some passion Will it ever happen Heaven knows Sometimes you've got to get the joke It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat Who put this spanner in my spokes I can't change how it's wrote Classy or flashy At home with Lassie They all walk past me I wouldn't know Make me a new man Find me a new plan I am a sports fan A real bloke Sometimes you've got to get the joke It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat Who put this chainsaw in my spokes I can't change how it's wrote When my ship comes in She'll be on it Eating a fresh kebab And I want it And I want it now Sometimes you've got to get the joke It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat Who put this chainsaw in my spokes I can't change how it's wrote Sometimes you've got to get the joke It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat You get the dagger, I the cloak I can't change how it's wrote Arse