Hey bartender, what you say? I’m gonna get drunk on election day! Want one glass of bourbon, one glass of rye Come on, set me up Joe, don’t pass me by! My money’s alright but my feet’s got sore See I been trying to vote, ‘bout an hour or more I tried but I didn’t get nowhere Joe, I just don’t think they’re doing this voting fair and square
Better make it one cat, one vote and one beer Bartender, one cat, one vote and one beer
See, I went downtown to the voting room ‘Cause I wanted to get my voting done soon the man said, “We’re gonna have to do a little checking on you!” come back a little later on and said, “Well, Buddy, you know, your vote just can’t go through says you been dead, ten years back, we’re sure not gonna take a vote off a dead red cat!” “What you say?” “Step aside now, you’re interfering with the election process, that’s a crime” “The crime is you!” “Well, Buddy, voting is something I just don’t think you’re going to do”
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now, I’m gonna drink a little gin and some mellow wine then I’m gonna try that voting machine out just one more time ‘Cause democracy is in our hands, but it’s slipping through our fingers just like sand I’m worried for you, sure worried for me, watching the election coming round on the TV Voting is closed, we already lost the race Might as well meet me down to Little Joe’s Place