ad Now I have a huge problem with social networks You know, those websites like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram? All that bullshit Let's start with Facebook, shall we?
Other than stupid ass girls posting dumbass statuses I don't have too much of a problem But what makes you think I'm gonna play six rounds Of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and Farmville?
You gotta understand The only thing I play with, while I'm on the internet Is my dick!
Twitter is this huge, uneducated shithole Where everybody's an expert and everybody has an opinion And everybody's just - just shitting out words Shitting - shitting out words that don't make sense
And YouTube, all I see is the (same shit [x4]) (same [x8]) Stop it! Why doesn't anyone upload some real talent like this?
It's just giving these kids More access to complain 24/7
Other than stupid - stupid girls posting dumb - dumb statuses I don't have too much of a problem But what makes you think I'm gonna play six rounds Of Mafia Wars, Candy Crush and Farmville? Well, that's too far!
It's just giving these kids More access to complain 24/7
Well, that's too far!
Stupid ass girls posting dumbass statuses
Now Instagram is basically picture book version of Twitter 'Cause let's face, who the fuck - fuck reads anymore? All these stupid ass girls think that throwing on a filter Makes them photographer
I accidentally spilled spicy - spicy curry on the lens of my iPhone And I still got a better filter than what you girls use And we get it! You like taking pictures of your food