Some people say that I'm a bad guy They may be right They may be right But it's not as if I don't try I just fuck up Try as I might
But I can change, I can change I can learn to keep my promises I swear it. I'll open up my heart And I will share it Any minute now I will be born again
Yes, I can change, I can change I know I've been a dirty little bastard I like to kill, I like to maim Yes, I'm insane, but it's OK Cause I can change
It's not my fault that I'm so evil It's society, society You see my parents were sometimes abusive And it made a prick of me
But I can change, I can change I can learn to keep my promises I know it. I'll open up my heart And I will show it Any minute now I will be born again
Satan The Dark Prince: But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?
Saddam Hussein: Hey Satan Don't be such a twit Mother Theresa won't have shit on me.
Just watch Just watch me change Here I go I'm changing