SCOUT: You, you know what hits the spot? Cakes. Look at dis! SNIPER: HOLY CAKE! SCOUT: Yeah! SNIPER: Let's have a gob full! ...on cake! [funny flesh noises] SCOUT: Um... Oh-oh. I am FAT! SNIPER: Hahah! Well I'll be stuffed! SCOUT: Diagnosis? Hard arteries stop bullets. SNIPER: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ha-ha-ha! You know what "potato" means? SCOUT: Um... SNIPER: funelastrakashtchradutieraskanorlsaerte... GRAVY! ...remonamsletsmaneolapletits. The end. How do you like that? [tun-dunnnn] SCOUT: Wohoohoo! Four hundred thousand crates! ...Aurgh! I hate crates SO. MUCH. Just be a gun already. SNIPER: Oww. Hate to break it to ya. SCOUT: WHAT? SNIPER: Now THIS... is a knife! SCOUT: I cannot believe this! Are you even tryin'? SNIPER: Nah. Standin' around like a phony scoundrel! SCOUT: Yo I'm not even wearin' a cap. SNIPER: Aargh, I'm sorry, mate! SCOUT: What do we learn? SNIPER: Luck always beats skill. ENGIE: Nope. SCOUT&SNIPER: Aargh! ENGIE: This here a Miracle Spencer! SCOUT: Uh... no. Wisdom Spencer. ENGIE: ... ENGIE: R-R-R-R-I-I-I-G-H-T! Hahaheheheh!.. ENGIE: Well... I am drunk ;] Ya oughta stand back a lil' more, like from me and my macheenes. This one's ours now! SNIPER: Oi! SCOUT: No way! It's our Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Ye! SNIPER: If your strategy is inventn' LOADS of new ways to kill me, it's working. ENGIE: Dehahahahah! Buildin' a MEDI-sentry! SCOUT&SNIPER: GWAAAAAAGH! ENGIE: This all's what happens when you fight a coward. SNIPER: OYE! GIVE! A!.. SCOUT: No! Say NO! ENGIE: Nobody likes this cute little gun. [bebebep!] SCOUT: GAH! Running! ENGIE: Dahahahah... Packin' up! This here a Miracle Spencer. And another thing... you shoulda oughta brought more cakes. [teleporter breaks down] SNIPER: NNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCOUT: Ooh, my beautiful Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Don't forget about the cake! SCOUT: We are stupid, stupid, stupid! SNIPER: Yeah, that seems about right. Right then. SNIPER: Now I'm gonna make a cake! again. SCOUT: No! SNIPER: Aww. SCOUT: Where is your precious two hundred dollar car? SNIPER: HERE COMES THE CAR! SCOUT: Hit the road, dumbass! [car flies] SNIPER: All right! SCOUT: Hehehey! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOO! Um. Car moving backwards! SNIPER: Hahahahah! I'm actually getting impressed. SCOUT: Oh this ain't good. SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAARGH! [boom] DEMO&HEAVY: Ahh! SNIPER: WEHHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAA! SCOUT: Thanks for the ride! Car crashin' dumbass, what the hell is wrong with you? You got anything smart to say NOW?! SNIPER: All right. I own LOADS of boocks. DEMO: ...whaaaaaaAAAA.... SNIPER: Once upon a time... DEMO: DWAARGHEHAREAAARGH!!! DEMO: You fahken' eedeeats! Whoh the fohk are YEEW?! HEAVY: Welcome to New Seaworld! DEMO: NO! New SEE-land! SNIPER: One of you rough-types see you the drunk! DEMO: I'm not... bloody... DRUNK! SCOUT: Oh, I'm sorry, I AM the Sage Scout. Where's that Wisdom Spencer? DEMO: What manner of witchcraft is that? HEAVY: But you are wizard? SNIPER: Ye. Here! This one's simple. Apple pies... INCOMEEANG! [apple pie falls] DEMO: I... hate wizards! EVERYBODY. BLOODY. HATES. YOU! HEAVY: Yes! Magic is STUPIT! SCOUT: No wait, Heavy... HEAVY: ...what? SCOUT: We're gonna make you slightly more handsome ;) HEAVY: Yes! SCOUT: Come on... come on! Work, dammit! HEAVY: Wahh... SCOUT: OH CRAP! [transformation sound] SCOUT: Boom! Heheey, look, Heavy shapeshifted into a cow! HEAVY: MOO! DEMO: BLOODY HELL! SNIPER: Where'd you doctor coffee cake in see-world! DEMO: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DEMO: By God I'll fahking kill you for that! HEAVY: What was that, King? DEMO: KEELLEEN'! HEAVY: Kill them all?! DEMO: Yes! HEAVY: Good idea! WAHAHAHAHA! SCOUT: Oh this ain't good. SNIPER: PISS. SCOUT: Look, I broke your stupid crap! Sorry! SNIPER: Yea, sorry! Nothing personal, mate. HEAVY: Ohohohoh. I promise you PAIN WITHOUT sandvich! SNIPER: Someone's about to have a very great day. DEMO: To the thousand fORttn we know! HEAVY: Very yes! DEMO: Go to hell with Private Block Head, and tell the asshole I'm coming for him next! SCOUT: WHAT? I'm battin' a thousand! And cratin' HEAVY: WOOGH! SNIPER&SCOUT: OOOOOOOOAAAAAGH!.. HEAVY: WAAAHAHAHAHA! [after the falling] BLOCKHEAD: WeeW! BLOCKHEAD: Oh, hello, faggots! SNIPER: What's up, Prophet EggHead? BLOCKHEAD: No, sir. I am Private BLOCK HEAD! [SCOUT is mumbling at the background] SNIPER: Ahh, shit. Sorry, Prophet PumpkinHead. SCOUT: Is-is anybody even payin' attention to me? SNIPER: N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O! BLOCKHEAD: Welcome to the United States of my Tea Party! SNIPER: Tea? Ohh... You. SNIPER: Are. SNIPER: Funny :Ɔ BLOCKHEAD: Yes! We are having tea with cake! SNIPER: HOLY fhaking CAKE! SCOUT: Wohohoo! SNIPER: All right! SCOUT: Wait! Um... Blockhead? BLOCKHEAD: seY? SCOUT: Where's that Wisdom Spencer? BLOCKHEAD: With Engineer! SNIPER: Where's the Enjenear?! BLOCKHEAD: Right here! [TUUN-TUN-DU-DUUUUN!] SCOUT: WHAT?! SNIPER: Crikey! SCOUT: You gotta be kiddin' me! BLOCKHEAD: Where's that drunk?.. Oh, there he is! ENGIE: (dam dag dammit! dammit dammit dammit dammit! dam dag nabbit! dammit naggit nabbit daggit!) [drops out] ENGIE: Awww! Hell! went... got me mad! BLOCKHEAD: Engie! I am going to pull out Merasmus Spencer outta your ass! SCOUT&ENGIE: NO!/NAAH! Wisdom Spencer! / Miracle Spencer... UGH! SCOUT: Return the frickin' Wisdom Spencer! BLOCKHEAD: ...maggots! ENGIE: Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my Miracle Spencer! SNIPER: EENCOMEEENG! BLOCKHEAD: ...I will rip of your next of kin and crap into Basbo Bibbilov~ [something falls] EVERYONE: HUH? MEDIC: Hah, hrrr. MEDIC: I AM hel-peh-kill your SCHTUPID bones! ...or NEIN! ENGIE: Doctor! MEDIC: What? ENGIE: Don't touch my bones! MEDIC: ALL I CAn tell you about thIS NECKST PRocedure, is zat I will KILL YOU. ENGIE: ...what? MEDIC [while cutting engineer]: HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAAA! MEDIC: Wooh. Fascinating. ENGIE: Sometimes, you just need a little less.... spine... MEDIC: HahahahahaahahahahaH! BLOCKHEAD: OH MY GOD! He's got Engineer's ribs! MEDIC: Anyone still alive? SCOUT: Nahp. Sorry! I'm dead! Wehehehehe. SNIPER: I'll be dead too. Thanks, Doc! MEDIC: Anozer successful DUMMKOPF! BLOCKHEAD: AH! I am not afraid of Octoberfest! MEDIC: Oooh... BLOCKHEAD: I refuse to be afraid... MEDIC: WUDESRANEDIRPADUBAHNODACEE BLOCKHEAD: WAAAAAAAGH!... MEDIC: Woh-oh-oh-ohOHOH! HOOhooh. Come on, Soljer! I promise I will KEELL YOOU! WAAAH-AH-AH-HA-HAA!... SCOUT: Check it out! SNIPER: I'm not done yet. SCOUT: Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Ah my God. SCOUT: Whaddya think about that? SNIPER: Hahahahahahaha! Hate to break a coffee table on the red, but that is the Mini-Sentry! SCOUT: WHAT? [beep] SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! [power down click] ...Good CRAP!..
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