There once was a woman with wings Happy with the simple things She had silk suspenders and high, heeled, stocking thighs Helping me in my need She was a friend, indeed She was my baby until the day she died
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang Ain't nothin' like a gang bang Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues. (repeat)
She was a woman who was twice my size She looked into my eyes She said \"Only you can blow my blues away\" She said \"I'll tell you what to do Bring all your friends with you And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day\"
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang Ain't nothin' like a gang bang Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues, ahhh (repeat)
There were twenty-seven guys An unexpected surprise She just kept on rockin' 'til the night was gone She was smilin' through the tears For a hundred and fifty years Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang Ain't nothin' like a gang bang Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.