Well here we are at last You always were a pleasure Are you wondering why you're in a vice? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except, you're not laughing? What's the matter Rainbow Dash, am I not being nice?
I need you for harvesting That's what I'm planning on Sorry your number came up Oh, I'll be sad when you're gone
She was a lot like you (But you're not quite as heavy) I chopped up poor Gilda to feed to you But then I burned her meat And now she's gone forever You will not follow suit, that much I will promise you
I know this is quite shocking That's what I'm betting on This is the end my Dashie Nopony will know you're gone
So long my bestest friend Well, duh, of course I meant you! That would be funny, if it weren't so sad You cannot be replaced But it's too late for that now When I go eat you, maybe I'll start feeling real glad
You'll be baked into cupcakes That's what I'm planning on I want you inside of me Oh, I feel sad when you're gone Nopony will know you're gone Ah, we will soon be as one