Dear Jim I've a request I've had these headaches for a while. I just got back the test. Seems I studied too hard but I never got far enough. Dear Jim I've got a talent A knack for finding hands who work a damn good palette But it's quite the shame, there's no back ing of fame I was wondering if you could let me use your name
Dear Jim Please will you fix for me Help Me Jim Make my life less boring Dear Jim, Will you help me Jim, Will you help me live?
Give him botulinum, angry boys, a bit of C4 And he'll give you everything you ever wanted and more I've got an issue, got a problem If it grows, it's yours Dear Jim, Give him love in a phone call from wherever you are Don't get close to his voice just jump in car And get away Get away from my lovely Dear Jim
Dear Jim I've a bit of a mindwrecker This time it's a bit of a homewrecker gone right Need some cash, and I need it fast this time Dear Jim Got a drug, Got a thug who'll work for free Given his prevalent sociopathy Oh Wait But I think he does the Good Guy Routine.
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He'll give you games and surprises and something to live for Then he'll burn the heart out of you and you'll slump to the floor He got an issue, got a problem If it grows, it's yours Dear Jim, Give him love in a phone call from wherever you are Don't get close to his voice just jump in car And get away Get away from my lovely Dear Jim
Dear Jim What's to say that we Can't be good friends Evil Doesn't very much prevent The stuff alike from this Dear jim What's to say that you're proper mad What's to say that you're a proper bad guy It's just my type.
And All around this time I've felt that we could be the best match of these minds I mind that you are just fantastically Bored as I have been Look at these people--dull Their petty quarrels mean nothing so much As a dime to our kind.
To your kind.
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Get away from my lovely Get away from my lovely Get away from my lovely Dear Jim