[MOON] You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago.
[RENO] We're two of a kind, all right.
[MOON] Partners!
[RENO] Through thick and thin!
[MOON] Night and day!
[RENO] Right or wrong!
[MOON] If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
[RENO] If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.
[MOON] If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail.
[BOTH] It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig.
[MOON] If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
[RENO] If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.
[MOON] If you ever lose your teeth When you're out to dine, Borrow mine.
[BOTH] It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships have ceased to jell Ours will still be swell! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep.
[RENO] If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
[MOON] If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
[RENO] If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain I'll complain.
[BOTH] It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships go up in smoke, Ours will still be oke! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.
[MOON] If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
[RENO] If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
[MOON] If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh.
[BOTH] It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships have been "forgate" Ours will still be great!
[RENO] If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.
[MOON] If they ever cut your throat, write a note.
[RENO] If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, Invite me too!
[BOTH] It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship, When other friendships are up the crick, Ours will still be slick! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-
[MOON] Quack-quack-quack
[RENO] Woof-woof-woof
[BOTH] When other friendships have been forgot, Ours will still be hot!