I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyday I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyway I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit queer
she say two is company and three’s a crowd my man said if its two birds then its allowed she say two is company and three’s a crowd my man says bring the lovely ladies round
he says you pretty ladies are you putting on a show if you’re not really gay then let the men know pretty ladies kissing are you putting on a show if you’re not really queer then let the lads know
she say I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyday I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyway I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit queer
this whole pub is on heat have you all had all had oysters even the barman wants a say
I’m not gay but I’d let you anyday you make me want to turn the cheek the other way I’m not gay but I’d let you anyway I’ve had a beer shandy, feel queer randy
three in the bed and the little one said roll over alright roll over alright three in the bed and the little one said I’m not gay roll over
she say I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyday I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyway I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit queer
love to see the pretty ladies kiss something I would never ever miss love to see the pretty ladies touch one another good for the ladies and good for the brother
love to see the pretty ladies dance and sing love to see the pretty ladies touch and ting pretty ladies wrestling in the mud all nude muddy naked girls put a brother in the mood
she say I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyday I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyway I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit queer
she say I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyday I’ve had a few and I want to kiss you I’m not gay but I’d snog you anyway I’ve had a beer and I feel a bit queer