As I was walking down the beach one dark and stormy night I came upon a whorehouse with its red light shining bright. I walked up to the welcome mat and knocked upon the door. Who should answer but a lovely Chinese whore.
She wore a pink kimono, it was open at the front; I swear I could have counted every hair on her curly cunt. She asked me what I wanted, I found my voice at last; "All I want from you is a piece of your lovely ass."
She took me to the bedroom and I laid her on the floor. I swear I must have pumped her a hundred times or more. And when I felt it coming that feeling was so grand… Then I woke up in my sailor rack with my pecker in my hand.