CHORUS: G - Em I am crawling back down in the ditch today C I got a crazy-ass wife D got a baby on the way G glad I got work Em glad I got pay C - D - G I’m crawling back down in the ditch today
the crew’s a bunch of stoners the boss is a shit be a miracle if one of us does not get hit by a ton of pipe on a cheap ass chain swinging round the sky in this pouring ass rain
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my crazy-ass wife she’s nutty as her brother supposed to marry rich according to her mother supposed to marry up now she is knocked up down by a poor man wrestling a pipe in the ground
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C - D my wife god bless her and for what it is worth G thinks she and taylor swift Em were twins at birth G - Em separated at birth C earth to wife D wife to earth CHORUS: G - Em I am crawling back down in the ditch today C I got a crazy-ass wife D got a baby on the way G glad I got work Em glad I got pay C - D - G I’m crawling back down in the ditch today G glad I got work Em glad I got pay C - D - G I’m crawling back down in the ditch today