I've never seen a kiwi that is fresh I've only found a rotten one and I ate it And now I'm gonna go undress And run around the town, while punching zombies
But now my guy's like, I am hungry, and I'm really thirsty I feel worn-out, and I feel queasy We don't care, we're driving vehicles in our dreams But everybody's like licking batteries, drinking disinfectant Middle finger, bunnies sound like zombies We don't care, we're finding t-shirts everywhere
And we're gonna play DayZ And we're gonna have fun This kind of game is just for us Even with all of the bugs Because it's still in alpha We can call it DayZ And Rocket I'll play We're gonna play your awesome game
My group and I - we want the loot We count our bullets on the way to Cherno And everyone who knows us knows that we're not bandits We didn't come to kill you
But all the loot's like rotten apple, orange and banana Cans of tuna, but no can opener We don't care, I mean we just wanna play DayZ But all the bandit's like don't move, hands up, we don't wanna hurt you Hand cuffed, beaten, force fed disinfectant We don't care, we're finding bandits everywhere
And we're gonna play DayZ And we're gonna have fun This kind of game is just for us Even with all of the bugs Because it's still in alpha We can call it DayZ And Rocket I'll play We're gonna play your awesome game