Tried to be your paper boy Tried to be your boy scout Tried to be your ice cream man I could not be your soldier Or even drive your bus My skills weren't always that obvious
Yeah, but I hope you understand I'll do the best I can I ain't no perfect man but Sam I am
I'm a back-talkin' fighter A silver bullet biter I'm a flip flop slider And a guitar moonlighter I'm your prove it all nighter Your holy ghost writer Pale of shade whiter I'm your rock n roll driver oh yeah oh yeah That's all I am
I Tried to be your oil man Tried to be your big boss Tried to be your broker but you took a loss It's just a hopeless case And I ain't no lawyer I only got a few tricks I can show ya
And I hope you understand it I'll do the best I can I ain't no Superman but Sam I am..and I'm
A feel good doctor A big bad talker After midnight walker Sittin on the bay docker
I'm a sunshine stalker Hodaddy wave watcher Heaven's door knocker Blue, white, and red rocker oh yeah oh yeah That's all I am
I tried to be everything to you Yeah, but it would not would not do I got nothin on my resume But I can rock you and roll you each and every day Have mercy on me I am not sorry Believe me, it's easy I'll do my best to be a
Straight shot shooter A bad motor scooter Sunny honeymooner Your heavy metal crooner Make you wanna holler Shirt with no collar Wish I was a couple inches taller White, blue, and red rocker oh yeah oh yeah
Uh I say yeah, yeah, yeah
That's all I am... That's all I am... Baby, baby, baby...Sam I Am.