San Andreas Telephone-- (The ex-husband) (phone rings) Woman: Hello? Man: Lisa? Woman: Yeah... Man: How ya doing, bitch? How do you like living in that house we built together, huh? Do the kids like watching that bald bastard kiss you in the morning? They want their -real- father, Lisa! Man 2: When you just can’t be there in person. (sound of telephone dialing) Man 2: San Andreas Telephone. For those -difficult- conversations