Eat food to satisfy my hunger I drink water to quench my thirst Use my mouth and air to blow balloon up And prick with pin to watch it burst To make noise I use my breathe To unlock doors I use a key When I'm looking for something I use my eyes Use booze to unlock me
Sweep so I can sleep (x2) Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep
Wear shoes so I can run As to avoid the broken glass Wear the pants because they suit me And to discourage the pinchin' of ass I'll tell a joke to make you laugh I'll close the door to have a cry They say that change and pain is a positive thing Have I changed since you died
Sweep so I can sleep (x2) Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep
Don't ask my why I smoke I don't know But I drink to get drunk (x4)