Stabby stabby, Slice n' Dice I Hunt you down and killa your momma, Cuttsy cuttsy, killy killy I stab your eyes with my flashbombs. Theres a few things that you should know my uncles name is Mario. I am on Wii? O hella no! How'd you like that, a-Nintendo?
I'll stab you IN DA FACEEEEE, I'll beat you in a running RACEEEE, I won't hesitate to take your LIFEEEEEE, I'll even kill my own WIFEEE. (Just kidding honey.)
I throw money for the poor I'm the easter bunny, though unlucky for them its all a chocolate money. jumpy, jumpy, climb and climb I'll jump down here and break my back. Doctor doctor heal me, he'll fix me up and I'll give him a SMACK. Sweepy sweepy cleany cleany his brooming skills is where he excels.
Shoppy Shoppy buy some stuff look at these prices what the hell?! I'm such a dick I'll poison you and you'll freak out and go kookoo people will gather round watch you like your in a zoo, they dance around they gone insane I feel so proud to cause his pain. They'll point and laugh they think its funny but they don't care when I throw the money.
I'll kill you when I'm on my horse. I'll throw you into a wall, I'll make love to all the beautiful whores. Hey you have a wife IF-A YOU RECALL. I'll counter your attack, I'll chill and I'll sit on a bench, I'll pretend that I'm a normal person, I really like this bench.
I'm stab you, he's gonna stab you, I'm kill you, he's gonna kill you. Altaïr got nothing on me! I can jump into pink leaves then leave it with full health. Solid Snake and that Sam Fisher compared to me they suck balls I'm the master of the stealth.
Ezio's my name having herpies is my game. I can stand around all day long, I beat up people who sing me songs, I can pretend that I have friend, Sometimes I try to make amends.
I'll stab you IN DA FACEEEEE, I'll beat you in a running RACEEEE, I won't hesitate to take your LIFEEEEEE, I'll even kill my own WIFEEE.