heh, hey kid, how's it going? i'm sans the comic. come on in, we've got burgers and so much more. stay a bit, you can hear my terrific humor. take a seat, it looks like to me your legs are sore but don't think twice, i know all of your dirty secrets, so don't try shit, OR I'LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFE. but - hey! - if you're good, i will show you around snowdin town. it's so great if you're not a FUCKING MURDERER. shop at the shop, you can get some delicious sweetbuns. they'll heal you in battle, BUT YOU BETTER NOT GIVE ANY FIGHTS OR I'LL KILL YOU.