I am pretty I so pretty I am pretty and witty and bright And I pity Any guy who isn't me at night
I am charming Oh so charming It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty guy in that mirror there? What mirror? Where? Who is that pretty face? Oh it's me! Such a pretty face Such a pretty suit Such a pretty smile Such a pretty meeee!
I am stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I'm such a perfect wonderful boy