Cause he gets up in the morning and he goes to work at nine And he comes back home at five-thirty, gets the same train every time 'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality, it never fails
And he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind He's a well respected man about town Doing the best things so conservatively
Hang on, I can sing this:
And his mother goes to meetings while his father pulls the maid And she stirs the tea with councilors while discussing foreign trade And she passes looks, as well as bills at every suave young man
And he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind He's a well respected man about town Doing the best things so conservatively
My turn:
And he plays at stocks and shares, and he goes to the Regatta He adores the girl next door 'cause he's dying to get at her But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial stakes
'Cause he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind He's a well respected man about town Doing the best things so conservatively
'Cause he's oh, so good, and he's oh, so fine And he's oh, so healthy in his body and his mind He's a well respected man about town Doing the best things so conservatively