Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve And I'll talk of ponies and rainbows and things And I'm just who you want me to be Like most creatures down here on the ground I'm composed of the elements moving around But I grow and change and I shift and I switch And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch But that only happens when I get provoked By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know And I sit and I write while reminding you all That mean songs are still better than going postal
That guy's an asshole And that girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
I see I surprised you with some of my words And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt And I hate to think I have ruined the day You're the dick and the queen of the high horse parade But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways You're a toxin wasting perfectly good space And I say what I think 'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink
That guy's an asshole And that girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
And I won't let him in Under my skin He's a sad sack of shit It's pathetic Just a festering sore That will never be more than that If I don't let him
That guy's an asshole And that girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole