Sarah Donner and The Oatmeal - The Motherfucking Pterodactyl | Текст песни

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• Sarah Donner and The Oatmeal
• The Motherfucking Pterodactyl

He is the the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Here's to tear you a new asshole

Yes it’s true he ate 10000 lightening bugs
Kissing his bowels like a million hugs
He shat them out one phosphorescent night
Painting it like Christmas lights
He is the the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Here's to tear you a new asshole

Yes it's true, his plumage is the best in town
All the hoes touch his sexy pteroid bone (oh!)
Yes he do put the t-rex to shame
His pussy arms on that pussy frame
He is the the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Here's to tear you a new asshole

Yes it's true, he enjoys his hobbies too
He smokes his pipe, rollerblades, and finds ladies to woo oh
Yes it's true, he rode with the Triassic grow
That includes Lystrosaurus and Plateosaurus too
oh oh oh
He is the the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Here's to tear you a new asshole

He is awkward on the floor
His feet are shit and his balance quite poor
He hooked up with a grizzly bear
They made love under the sea and everywhere
Yes that bear gave birth to a
Motherfucking bear-o-dactyl
Who might just tear you a new
So beware motherfuckers, beware
He is the the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
He is the the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl
Remember him, remember his song
Remember his tier iron
And his enchanting thong
He's the motherfucking pter-o-dactyl