Clap your glands stomp your bones Welcome to our mobile home Meet the clan, Gramps and Nan Charity, Larceny and Teen-age Dan And Baby Boo, barely two We made him out of old inner tubes and airplane glue And I'll be fine If I can just get out of this housedress
Dan shoots Nan while practisin To be a famous as-sas-sin Cousin Ben, very Zen, Is hanging from the shower head again 'Til his brains run down the drain We better get this home on the road a-gain And I'll be fine If I can just get out of this medicine chest
Honk your horn, blink your lights We're just a bad dream passing on the right Sunday radio nothing but religion Good enough to wrap fish heads in Who art in heaven, and who cares Some people will do anything to get anywheres And I'll be fine If I can just get myself a screen test