SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon SS: I’m sorry but it’s true
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon SS: I’m not imagining it’s you
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon MD: On the bed, on the floor On a towel by the door, In the tub, in the car, Up against the mini-bar
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon SS: While you’re drinking Diet Snapple
SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon MD: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
*break*
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? It’s like because I’m talking about her breasts? SS: Yeah? that’s funny.
*end break*
SS: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad Remember all the good times we had Like the time we went fishing And we caught a bunch of fish Then you puked in the bucket Of the fish that we caught
Girls: Knock knock! Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door? Girls: Amfa! Boys: Amfa who? Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon SS: And you know that I ain’t lying
SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon SS: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien
SS: On the bed, on the floor On a towel by the door, In the tub, in the car, Up against the mini-bar MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon SS: She’s fucking Matt Damon MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon