[Cecily Strong]: Here lies my last nerve, Donald. I've stood by your side this whole campaign, your beautiful dutiful Melania. I can't take it anymore. I am your wife.
[Emily Blunt]: Your daughter.
[Kate McKinnon]: Your mouthpiece.
[Sasheer Zamata]: Your one black friend.
[Vanessa Bayer]: Your other daughter.
[together]: And you're breaking us, taking it for granted that we'll always be there.
[Cecily Strong]: But one day soon, Donald, you may wake up and this bomb pussy bow blouse will be gone.
I am not sorry (x2) Donald, urgh I am not sorry (x3)
[Kate McKinnon]: Always screwing up Speak to me to clean it up Said I'd stick with you unless I think we've got to unless
[Cecily Strong]: Me and my ladies back up, Gucci up We're spilling tea with our pinkies up Fix your bald spot But I've had enough
[together]: Tired thinking about you I'm done thinking about Four fingers up, make 'em bend right Poke him in the face, tell him boy bye Tell him boy bye (you're fired) Four fingers up, tired of thinking about you (tell them hell naw)
[Emily Blunt]: Daddy has tweeted \"sorry\", I don't think he means it I'm supposed to be the brains here What the hell have I been thinking? Now he's bringing Paula Jones in There goes my friendship with Chelsea Clinton I miss you Chelsea Clinton Call me, Chelsea!
[together]: Done thinking about you I'm done thinking about you Four fingers up, done thinking about you
[Vanessa Bayer]: Tell them hell naw! I killed on that convention speech, no lie But I'll never be Ivanka in your eyes I don't give a damn, tonight I'm turning tables Don't call me Tiffany Trump, I'm Tiff Maples!
[Sasheer Zamata]: I'll leave my resignation in the hallway Signed on Omarosa, there's no last name No last name I ain't fucking with no last name
[Cecily Strong]: Don't get me wrong, I have a good life But Donald don't underestimate your wife I got an eastern europe mind set I will forgive, I won't forget Donald, better watch out (watch out) Me and my --- about to walk out I see Mark Pence in the corner Looking for the back door
[Beck Bennett]: You only want me when I'm not there
[together]: Without us you wouldn't be standing there
[Cecily Strong]: You'd just be that guy with the weird hair You'd just be that guy with the weird hair.