Guy: Tiny Japanese girl You're my tiny Japanese girl Tiny Japanese girl Get out my shoebox, girl I need to put my shoes away
They're gonna get all scuffed and that While you're in there, girl Doesn't even fit you I mean, you're small but you're not a midget, girl
Girl: Then I'm tiny like a door mouse Short like a bungalow house Minute like a pixie You can barely even see me
I could ride around on a Shetland pony And people say I'm far away Guy: Well you are quite small Girl: But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
Guy: Tiny Japanese girl, when I'm stood next to you You make me feel so tall, though I'm just five foot two It's like I'm stood on a wall or a really big dog But it's just that you're small, so there's no need for that dog
Tiny Japanese girl, I find you perfectly sized And you fit in small places when you're needing to hide But don't hide from my love 'cause it's hunting you down I know you've got a big heart, I've seen you wheel it around
Girl: Then I'm tiny like a door mouse Short like a bungalow house Minute like a pixie You can barely even see me
I could ride around on a Shetland pony And people say I'm far away (I'm far away) But I'm pretty big in Tokyo Pretty big in Tokyo Pretty big in Tokyo I'm pretty big in Tokyo