Did you know that there are people in the world Annoyed with all the other people in the world? And of all these angry people in the world I am the angriest boy
When I was spat onto the earth in a stream of guts Why, Mother Nature, that green-eyed slut I wasn't the first to get forced from a cut One to whom I still shall stay stuck
Staring from the cradle, let my eyes take in The baby speak of my brain-dead kin The goo-goo goggles reflecting the grin Of a chub-faced alien
Well if you think I'm being harsh Well baby, keep on counting stars
'Cause I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone Upon this cursed earth
Then I grew a few hairs where the sun don't shine Pack me in a classroom to count the time Studying the history of men's minds Chasing tail and committing hate crimes
Rich, hippy girl with the gas-guzzler Forced myself to fall in love with her She was so strung out, she'd swear it never occurred And the honky king went back on his word
The next one did the same The blind leading the lame All together now
I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone Upon this cursed earth
How does it make you feel to be wanted? (Whoa) How does it make you feel to be one of many? How does it make you feel to be blunted? (Whoa) How does it make you feel? How does it make you feel?
I hate actors who seem genuine I hate my ex-girlfriend, though she's feminine I hate the singer with the denim skin I hate everyone
I hate that hospital in Texas I hate the rapper in the Lexus I hate the pills I ate for breakfast Hate everyone
I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone
'Cause I'm mired in hypocrisy Yeah, I'm still down with J.C. I guess that everyone includes me And that's why I'm a humanist (I hate everyone) Yeah!