I sit down when I pee, There's nothin that crazy bout me, I'm just takin a wizz, Mind your own bizz, Why is everybody always starin at me?
Hey bro, I gotta go, Let me through, I gotta go number two.
No can do I'm takin a pee, Sittin on the lou having a good long wee,
Are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down.
And you're not makin brown?
I'm not makin brown.
Are you makin iced tea?
Just lemonade.
But are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down!
Why don't you stand like a regular man? Then you can pee in the urinal can.
If you really wanna know why I'm sittin strong, I just can't stand touching my dong.
Those vampire bats will give you a fright Eating apples both day and night They rest for a minute, maybe three Then they're eating every apple in your apple tree They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothin' 'Cept bringin' about an orchard's destruction
Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss These bats are mamas and papas too They care for their young just like we ponies do
Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind These creatures have a one-track mind The orchard is not their restaurant But do they ever think what others may want? No! They don't! And that is just a fact These bats, they simply don't know how to act
That's where I have to disagree They're loyal to their family Spreading seeds both far and wide
You see one comin', you'd better run and hide! They're big and ugly and mean as sin Will ya look at the state my trees are in?
They help your trees, they'll grow stronger faster
They've turned my life to a total disaster!
Well, I for one don't have a doubt These vermin must be stamped right out
I second that, they've got to go These bats, they've got to hit the road
It comes down to just one simple fact They've crossed the line, it's time to fight them
Stop the bats! Stop the bats! Make them go and not come back! Stop the bats! Stop the bats! Make them go and not come back! Stop the bats! Stop the bats! Make them go and not come back!
Yes, it comes down to just one simple fact They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!