Their deadliest weapon Is the art of surprise You get no warning They just drop from the skies
You better watch out I'm telling you, sister For the bloodsucking monsters In their flying saucers
We're under attack from the upper quarter Watch out for your sister, your mother and your daughter (That the government's doing nothing - it's a fucking disgrace!) Lesbian vampyres from outer space
They push you to the ground You're lying in the mud They bite your neck And they drink your blood
You're lying there alone Trying to catch your breath Trying to cancel your appointment With the angel of death
We're under attack from the upper quarter Watch out for your sister, your mother and your daughter (That the church's doing nothing - it's a fucking disgrace!) Lesbian vampyres from outer space
Now if you're a man You can be safe from them They're after your women They don't want no man
But that don't mean That it's safe to walk the streets 'Cause the gay-boy vampyres Are coming next week
We're under attack from the upper quarter Watch out for your sister, your mother and your daughter (No grant from the council - it's a fucking discrace!) Lesbian vampyres from outer space