Tonight’s the night we can leave it all behind We’re gonna run this town, nothing but music on our mind (You came to the right place, you’re a damn fine girl with a nice face) Mister DJ make the music play all night long Won’t you kick it off by spinning my favorite song? (Sorry but my playlist is already set, this will turn into a circus if I take requests) Just living for tonight and nothing more Crank it up while we rock on the dance floor All the stress and the worries disappear So mister DJ turn it up in here (The volume is already at the legal limit, so calm down and let me do my job for a minute, b*tch)
Oh DJ, play my song now (No, leave me alone!) And turn the music up (These levels are really ideal) Tonight’s the one night that matters (That seems short sighted) We’ll dance ’til the sun comes up (The club closes at 3, guys; just managing expectations) ‘Til the sun comes up (Last call’s a 2:30; it’s strictly enforced) ‘Til the sun comes up
Just enjoy the party like everyone else, OK? You’re getting creepy.
Tonight’s the night we forget about the rest of the world (Why’d you follow me here? I’m taking a piss; can’t use my d*ck to control my playlist) Music’s what I need and I’m a very needy girl (It’s been an hour since we closed the club; I can’t play anything when my ques aren’t plugged) I’m gonna go hard until I got nothing left (Aaah) No need to slow down, I can just sleep when I’m dead (I’m not a DJ when I’m here in the office; you’re gonna get me fired if you don’t stop this)
Hands in the air, wave ‘em side to side (What, again?) Then to the other side and back to the side (That is the dumbest dance) Just keep your hands up, don’t put ‘em down Oh mister DJ, turn it up right now (I don’t wanna give everyone hearing loss; temporary joy has a life long cost, b*tch)
Oh DJ, play my song now (No, leave me alone!) And turn the music up (I can’t get another noise violation) Tonight’s the one night that matters (Why are you yelling?) We’ll dance ’til the sun comes up (You just rhymed “up” with “up”; you’re really folding this in.) ‘Til the sun comes up (Does “mouse” rhyme with “mouse”? No, it’s the same word.) ‘Til the sun comes up
[DeStorm] VIP trying to keep it low key You’re killing me with the karaoke Good lord, we didn’t deserve this Nobody ordered longhand with the bottle service You’re actin’ like a president elect Quiet down, show the DJ a little respect Oh, you wanna hear your favorite song? Stay at home in your pajamas, turn the stereo on You wanna play David Bowie tonight? Shut your mouth, ain’t a choice with songs about space life Ground control to a major ego Sh*t, she tricked me into guesting on her single
DJ, play my song now (If my ears (?) with this) And turn the music up (Let the head fire) Tonight’s the one night that matters (I got you ten percent of this track) We’ll dance ’til the sun comes up (Let (?) higher, ’til the sun comes up) ‘Til the sun comes up (‘Til the sun comes up) (Why are you doing this to me? She’s ruining my life) ‘Til the sun comes up (Quit it) (‘Til the sun comes up)
And that’s the end of my story; I’ve never been back since. Oh… I think you’re gonna like it here.
Oh DJ, play my song now And turn the music up Tonight’s the one night that matters We’ll dance ’til the sun comes up ‘Til the sun comes up ‘Til the sun comes up